Software engineer from the UK, studying CS @ UBC. I like building things that are actually useful.
🤖 I built a GitHub Actions workflow that uses the Claude AI API to automatically update this profile every day — the greeting, market snapshot, and commit roast below are all AI-generated and refresh automatically.
taxscout-api — REST API for scraping HMRC tax data on behalf of accountancy clients. Supports Corporation Tax, Self Assessment, PAYE, and VAT.
Hey there! 🐪 It's Wednesday - we're over the hump and coding our way to the weekend! 💻✨
| Index | Price | Day |
|---|---|---|
| S&P 500 | 7,353.61 | 🔴 -0.67% |
| NASDAQ | 25,870.71 | 🔴 -0.84% |
| Dow | 49,363.88 | 🔴 -0.65% |
| FTSE 100 | 10,338.15 | 🟢 +0.09% |
My code has better uptime than today's markets - even the FTSE's 0.09% gain looks like a rounding error compared to the S&P's -0.67% debug session.
Latest headlines:
- Supermarkets hit back over pressure to cap price of milk, bread and eggs
- UK loosens Russian oil sanctions as fuel prices rise
- Inflation falls to 2.8% but is expected to rise from here
Your commit history reads like a developer's descent into madness, with "fixed" being the lazy crown jewel that somehow makes your patchright DNS debugging saga look like Shakespeare.